Sandwich, hodgy (esterdag?)

Ee vadded a Sandwich fur its festival, y era molty bonny. Erano italian stalls vending toot sorts di cheebo - ee tempted to parlo italiano mit on italiano fella ma he sponded a me in engerlisch. Erano anchky serry molty Huns; La Huns amo Sandwich serry molche: fur dem it represent "Merrie Olde England". Ee seduted sotto la erba y ascoted la musick tutto la aftereggio. Al final, era on Johnny Cash tribute band, ma era tard by adesso y ee vadded a la stazione a otto whores, i torned hoem a Deal. Ledged la rimando dilla foglietti - Observer, Independent - y guarded teevu. A let. Ee wil torno a Sandwich demorrow